DIARY OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO JUST GOT MARRIED.

MONDAY: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.It’s fun to cook for Emmy. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “Beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turnedContinue reading “DIARY OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO JUST GOT MARRIED.”

If you have these symptoms, then you are about about to lose your mind.

A MAD MAN was standing near a chemist shop when MUSA walked in and was complaining to the CHMIST MAN saying; ‘Doctor! My head is aching me seriously for 2days now. Immediately, the MAD-MAN entered and Said ‘I KNOW HOW U FEEL.’ MUSA was astonished. The MAD-MAN said; ‘Sometimes it will be as if tenContinue reading “If you have these symptoms, then you are about about to lose your mind.”

He doesn’t know Swiminology.

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminologyContinue reading “He doesn’t know Swiminology.”