Teenage Comedian, Emmanuella, dedicates her first house! (See photos)

Emmanuela of Mark Angel comedy built house for Mum

In her words she said ” I built this for you mom, for all the prayers, all the encouragements and support. Mummy I know you said you need a portable house and this is it. But forgive me because I must complete your mansion for you next year. Don’t worry it won’t make us go to hell my super Chrismas mummy. I love you”

What a wonderful & good reward for mothers labour for children.

DIARY OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO JUST GOT MARRIED.

MONDAY:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It’s fun to cook for Emmy. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “Beat 12 eggs separately.”

Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

TUESDAY:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “Serve without dressing.”

So I didn’t dress. But Emmy happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

WEDNESDAY:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, `Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.”

So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day.

I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

THURSDAY:

Today Emmy asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, “Prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.”

I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it.

Emmy came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I’ll try to be supportive.

FRIDAY:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.”

Beat it I did, to my dad’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it.

SATURDAY:

Emmy went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.

I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Emmy saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out, “Why me? Why me?”

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If you have these symptoms, then you are about about to lose your mind.

A MAD MAN was standing near a chemist shop when MUSA walked in and was complaining to the CHMIST MAN saying; ‘Doctor! My head is aching me seriously for 2days now. Immediately, the MAD-MAN entered and Said ‘I KNOW HOW U FEEL.’ MUSA was astonished. The MAD-MAN said; ‘Sometimes it will be as if ten men are playing Army Drum on Ur HEAD?

MUSA: Yes THAT’S true! MAD-MAN: ‘…And it will be as if Ur HEAD wants to fall down? MUSA: YES!! U ARE RIGHT. MAD-MAN: ‘…And U will be seeing tins double? MUSA: YES! YES!!.. U’re correct. MAD-MAN: ‘…And sometimes U wil be SEEING tins in a negative way? MUSA: MY GOD! Datz so true MAD MAN: ‘Wen U see Fire it wil turn To RIVER and If U see waste-bin it will Turn To paradise in Ur Eyes? MUSA: JESUS!…That is a BIG TRUTH! But how come U know all these? MAD-MAN: That’s how mine started………

He doesn’t know Swiminology.

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Moral: don’t look down on anyone. No profession is less important.

Shake off your problems

A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice;
He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries;
He therefore decides to bury it alive.
Soil is poured onto the donkey from above.
The donkey feels the load, shakes it off, and steps on it;
More soil is poured.
It shakes it off and steps up;
The more the load was poured, the higher it rose;
By noon, the donkey was grazing in green pastures.
After much shaking off (of problems)
And stepping up (learning from them),
One will graze in GREEN PASTURES.

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND FIRST LADY TESTS POSITIVE FOR THE CORONA VIRUS


WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump said Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the coronavirus, just a month before the presidential election and after having spent much of the last year largely downplaying the threat of the virus.

Trump’s positive test came just hours after he confirmed that senior aide Hope Hicks, who had traveled with him several times this week, had come down with the virus. Trump was last seen by reporters returning to the White House on Thursday evening and looked to be in good health. Trump is 74 years old, putting him at higher risk of serious complications from a virus that has now killed more than 205,000 people nationwide.

“Tonight, the First Lady and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this together.”

57-year old woman bags her Junior Secondary School Cert.

Meet Elizabeth Yamoah, a 57-year-old woman who just completed her Junior Secondary School Certificate Examination.

As the saying goes, Age is never a barrier when you’re dedicated to achieving something. Shortly after finishing her junior high school exams, photos surfaced online showing her fellow students celebrating with her.

Elizabeth Yamoah shared her joy and happiness with other students at Agona Odoben Pressby JHS on the blissful day her examinations were completed. If this doesn’t inspire you, what else will? I hope this post inspires someone out there to never Give Up!

A Poem for Naomi Daniels On Her Birthday.

Within you, I’ve found a friend,
Someone I know will be there till the end,
And they’re not just thoughts I hope will fulfill
But thoughts that will stand forever still.

Still as the rain on a cold September day,
Still as your friendship I’ll never betray,
Still as the characters in a photograph,
Still as your breathless, silent laugh.

Within you, I’ve found my comfort I lost Naomi, Yet I found dNaomi, A sister lost a friend found,
A person I see is so much like me,
A mutual relationship so carefree.

Carefree as a child who questions the world,
Carefree as a scream that goes unheard,
Carefree as an adult blessed with a dream,
Carefree as water flowing downstream.

Within you, I’ve found the perfect friend
With whom I can be real and never pretend.
You’ve always been someone unique from the rest.
You hold a piece of me no other can possess.

Within you is reason to live every moment in time.
Within you the life I want is always mine.
Within you I have the perfect friend.
With you I see myself till the very end

Here is to wishing you a super-duper Birthday! Thirty-first surely looks fabulous on you!