There Are only Classmates, There Are No ‘Lifemates’. Be Grateful for What you Have.

Omotola Jalade shared on her IG that she was grateful that at 40, her last child is already in the University. Remember, she has four kids and she married quite early. Funke Akindele (Jenifa) congratulated her on the post. Funke is 41, and just had her first babies in December of last year. Now, ifContinue reading “There Are only Classmates, There Are No ‘Lifemates’. Be Grateful for What you Have.”

IT’S TIME TO BREAK LOOSE!

As a man was passing through the Elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by small ropes tied to their front legs. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the Elephants could at any time break from their bounds, but for no reason, they did not.Continue reading “IT’S TIME TO BREAK LOOSE!”

He doesn’t know Swiminology.

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminologyContinue reading “He doesn’t know Swiminology.”

Shake off your problems

A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice;He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries;He therefore decides to bury it alive.Soil is poured onto the donkey from above.The donkey feels the load, shakes it off, and steps on it;More soil is poured.It shakes it off and steps up;The more the loadContinue reading “Shake off your problems”

You might just be guarding a concrete slab!

An army barrack had four soldiers guarding a concrete slab in front of the barracks at all times. Different commanders came and went but the tradition remained; the soldiers changed shifts guarding the slab. ​After 80 years, a new commander was assigned to the barracks.​ One of the things he did was to ask whyContinue reading “You might just be guarding a concrete slab!”

Tenant Allegedly Stabbed Landlord’s Son to Death Over Mango In Jos.

The man as seen in the picture above has been declared wanted by the Plateau state police. Tragedy strucked on the 29th May 2020 in Millionaires Quarters, Jos, Plateau state, as a tenant stabbed his Landlord’s son to death over plucking of mangoes. The incident, which happened in the afternoon, threw the community into shockContinue reading “Tenant Allegedly Stabbed Landlord’s Son to Death Over Mango In Jos.”

My First GSM Experience😒😒

Mama returned from market on friday, ‘kasuwa day‘ under the hot Kaltungo sun! After she had drunk 2 cups of cold water straight from “randa“, she opened her purse and brought out a little paper she had written the GSM (V. mobile) number of Nancy on it. She handed it to me and said, ”Continue reading “My First GSM Experience😒😒”

A Potter on the Naira Note.

Ladi Kwali was a Nigerian potter, born in the village of Kwali in the Gwari region of northern Nigeria. She was an excellent potter who made beautiful and exceptional potteries. She lived all her life practicing pottery craft in kwali village of northern Nigeria where she caught the attention of a white man who lovedContinue reading “A Potter on the Naira Note.”

Beauty is in you Momma

Beauty personified, love in abundance, You gave us everything, by your mere presence. Fragile is your heart, yet you are strong, Courageously you defend your children even when they are wrong. You taught us how to take the right decisions, And how to believe in ourselves and our ambitions. We wish to thank you withContinue reading “Beauty is in you Momma”