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Omotola Jalade shared on her IG that she was grateful that at 40, her last child is already in the University. Remember, she has four kids and she married quite early. Funke Akindele (Jenifa) congratulated her on the post. Funke is 41, and just had her first babies in December of last year. Now, ifContinue reading “There Are only Classmates, There Are No ‘Lifemates’. Be Grateful for What you Have.”
In an unfortunate situation,a Ndola man was allegedly caught in a neighbour’ s house sleeping with the neighbor’s wife. Upon confrontation,the man blamed the absence of electricity for his confusion.He said on the day in question it was around 11pm and there was total darkness as there was no electricity and he mistakenly got intoContinue reading “He Blamed it on Electricity Outage: Man Caught Sleeping With Neighbor’s Wife.”
As a man was passing through the Elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by small ropes tied to their front legs. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the Elephants could at any time break from their bounds, but for no reason, they did not.Continue reading “IT’S TIME TO BREAK LOOSE!”
After the rapture:Appetite for #marriage will die!Appetite for #job will die!Appetite for #admission will die!Appetite to be the #President of your country will die! Men_of_God that missed it will be ashamed to come out from their houses because of the shame of their members seeing them! Christians that missed it will equally be ashamed toContinue reading “AFTER THE RAPTURE”
Once in a while, Remove N3,000 from that N5,000 Naira.Take a walk to the Woman or Mallam selling Roasted chicken or fish, Tell her to give you 2 laps or one plate. Tell her to package it in TAKEAWAY, On your way home, buy Hollandia yogurt, or any good yogurt or Juice or Wine, etcContinue reading “Pamper yourself once in a while. Problems no dey finish for this world.”
Emmanuela of Mark Angel comedy built house for Mum In her words she said ” I built this for you mom, for all the prayers, all the encouragements and support. Mummy I know you said you need a portable house and this is it. But forgive me because I must complete your mansion for youContinue reading “Teenage Comedian, Emmanuella, dedicates her first house! (See photos)”
MONDAY: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.It’s fun to cook for Emmy. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “Beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turnedContinue reading “DIARY OF A SLAY QUEEN WHO JUST GOT MARRIED.”
A MAD MAN was standing near a chemist shop when MUSA walked in and was complaining to the CHMIST MAN saying; ‘Doctor! My head is aching me seriously for 2days now. Immediately, the MAD-MAN entered and Said ‘I KNOW HOW U FEEL.’ MUSA was astonished. The MAD-MAN said; ‘Sometimes it will be as if tenContinue reading “If you have these symptoms, then you are about about to lose your mind.”
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminologyContinue reading “He doesn’t know Swiminology.”
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